 what are they talking about?
come up with a funny story and you just might win a MOLESKINE LARGE PLAIN REPORTER NOTEBOOK from avalon.ph
refer to contest rules here. Comment deleted at the request of the author.  | receptionist: "that's quite a leaned-back pose you've got going there..."
customer: "actually the rest of the photo's a bit tilted and i'm just compensating." |
 | customer: "Uhm... you have tissue?" |
| receptionist: "madam, please, wala pa akong benta..."
customer: " cge na nga, wala bang discount o freebie?" |
 | customer: "I take it you're the manager of this establishment."
receptionist: "Yeah. And the receptionist, the delivery boy, the janitor, the owner and did I mention, I'm also the security guard. How may I help you today, sir?" |
 | juligel wrote on Nov 25, '08, edited on Nov 25, '08 The guy in white shirt walks coolly towards the counter.
Receptionist: How can I help you, sir?
Guy in white: This is urgent, do you have any room available for occupancy tonight?
Receptionist: Umm, sir, we are not a hotel. *starts to reach out a calling card* We're a talent agency that reserves schedule tapings, meetings, functions...
Guy in white: *nods slowly* Ay, ganun ba? Mali ata napuntahan kong building. *reads the calling card given to him*
Guy in white: Ah, reservation agency pala kayo?..*slowly crosses his right leg to his left and leans his arms to the counter* Eh, ikaw?... Pwede ba kitang ireserve? *winks coyly*
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| In white shirt: Boss, san ba ang CR dito??"
Receptionist: "May bayad po, P15. Pay Restroom po..." |
 | Receptionist: Mamser, diba artista yung kasama n'yo kanina? Favor po, pwedeng pa-autograph sa kanya?
Guy in white: Pa-kiss muna... |
 | person in white: are you free tonight?
other guy: ?????
person in white: i mean. do you have free room for tonight?
other guy: yes we have. and if you like you can also take me for free tonight.
ay! ambot..... |
 | juntato wrote on Nov 26, '08, edited on Nov 28, '08 you look like a reindeer... |
 | Guy in White-Panalo na ang " Pikachu" ko sa "Squirtle" mo.
Guy in Black- Ano ka ba! Hindi naman Pokemon laro natin kundi "Magic".
Guy in White- Hindi naman yung cards ang sinasabo ko. Ahihi! |
 | Blacky: Sawadee ka! (hello!)
Whitey: Dee pa me sawa sayo!
Blacky: Sabai dee mai? (how are you?)
Whitey: Josko! Sabay agad sayo? ang bilis mo ha! (pademure kuno) |
 | "So, do you come here often?" |
 | Guy in black: Room 728 ka po, sir. Pili ka ng susi.. Eto bang white, gold, silver, red, yellow, metallic orange, magenta, apple green...
Guy in white: Uh sir, hindi niyo po bang nakikitang naiihi na ko?
Guy in black: A ganun ba? Kita mo yung sampung pinto dyan sa may likod? Isa dyan CR. Pili ka na lang. Right, far right, near right, left... |
 | roehlnino wrote on Nov 29, '08, edited on Nov 29, '08 nakaputi: dude, papalit naman. di nagkasya kagabi eh.
nakaitim: (gago dude. lobo yan. ano ba ginawa mo diyan? basa pa yung loob o...) |
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